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I’m John Arthur Nichol, author of laugh-worthy nonsense, and this is my line in the sand.

I drew it on Collaroy Beach.

No more algorithm games. No more megalopolis e-tailers.

This site is now the only place you can purchase my eBooks. Click on Books (above) and you’ll be in amongst them, faster than Mary-Alice zapping into a snow-globe … Oops. Spoiler alert.

What about my paperbacks? Well, you can buy them from your favourite bookseller. You may need to order them in, so just quote the ISBNs at the counter.

And check out the start of Sascha Martin’s Ripping News, the podcast, in three bite-sized teaser episodes I’ve uploaded here. But please be warned: this audio contains nudity!

Are you ready to cross the line?