I’m John Arthur Nichol, author of laugh-worthy nonsense, and this is my line in the sand.

No more algorithm games. No more megalopolis retailers or analytics-peddling, information-stealing monsters.

This site is exclusively for you wonderful few who love to laugh and giggle as much as I do, and it’s now the only place you can purchase my eBooks - right here, in the Buy Me a Coffee shop I’ve set up specially for you.

One click on My Books (above) will transport you there as quickly as Mary-Alice Cooper getting zapped into the snow-globe … Oops. Spoiler alert.

The paperbacks you can get wherever you buy your print books. You may need to order them in, so just quote the ISBNs to your favourite bookseller.

And check out the start of Sascha Martin’s Ripping News, the podcast, in three bite-sized teaser episodes I’ve uploaded here and on my Buy Me a Coffee page. But hark! Be warned: this audio is ruder than a thousand bums, and it contains nudity!

Are you ready to cross the line?