Sascha Martin’s Ripping News: the Podcast, by John Arthur Nichol

Episode 9: Sascha Martin’s Pitchy Witch, Part 5

Accidental international jewel thief Mary-Alice Cooper returns to wherever it is she keeps visiting, to find her situation very grave.

Very grave indeed.

The place is overrun with soldiers, and inexplicably, they don’t like her. Even her running commentary on fashion in the military can’t erase the fact that guns are actually pointing at her. And firing!

With the air getting saucier by the moment, Mary-Alice races headlong to meet her greatest challenge in, like, forever!

It’s right in front of her, and it’s about to fire.

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